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basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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i hate the beach
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I’ll tell you whats wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.

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omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

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crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

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when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time


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The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via pushovers)

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Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
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F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka

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i’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck 😜

Or I did last time I checked

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Anonymous asked: first day of school outfit ideas???


lingerie encrusted with $6,000 worth of swarovski crystals and a floor length faux fur coat

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  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

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